Roller Derby Rocks!!!

I was at the June 26th Wings Stadium event and...OMG! It was everything I remember from the '70's, "Whip It", and several various acid trips. All I can say is "Wow", because this is a family friendy site and what I would really want to say definitely exceeds that! ;-) You Roller Derby Women are f*ing awesome! Why wasn't I born with different equipment to play on this team?! Oh well, it's a burden, but I bear the equipment that I was issued *wink-wink* Anywho, since Roller Derby is all about pushing the envelope, crumpling it into a little ball, stomping on it, and then spitting on it...I would like to offer my services as "Team Nurse". Maybe not this season, but consider me for the next? I absolutely respect your EMT's for the trauma, but consider the edge that a registered nurse could give you. It's not just that I love gratuitous violence nor is it all the tequila that I've been drinking...no, wait...that's pretty much it! But seriously I am a really good nurse and I would love to volunteer to help out if I could. I'll be at the July 17th game with my wife screaming my bloody head off. Scope me out if interested at all. Rock on!